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Post by nickdaforma on Jul 3, 2006 10:44:04 GMT -5
Therfore I think this would be a good place for us to start the jokes??? It is obvious the girls want in on cabin 21's awsome jokesnessism ;D Feel free to put in some jokes here!! P.S. If you don't like women jokes or dead baby jokes... dont read this one! but here's a tame one that the cabin liked.. THere's a family of tomatoes walking down the road, the son tomatoe is walking slower than the rest, he is laggin behind, and the father goes back to the son who is behind the family, and the father squishes the son tomatoe. The father sais "ketchup" YAY luvin' jokes
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Post by kelti on Jul 3, 2006 11:45:14 GMT -5
OH no, not the dead baby jokes, lets just hear some muscle jokes, and cam should put the one about the cute puppy dog chow etc!!
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Post by nickdaforma on Jul 3, 2006 15:13:06 GMT -5
cam should put the ultamite muscle joke because he promised i would hear it and yet, here i am, not knowing that joke... im so disapointed camera...
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Post by Kyle Nurse on Jul 3, 2006 17:29:55 GMT -5
hey did anyone have a shower this morning? cuz the pipes are right here *shows muscles*
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Post by Cam on Jul 3, 2006 18:56:32 GMT -5
Okay, at popular request, here it is - the ULTIMATE muscle joke.
(Make sure you've got some free time.)
*Tucks in Chair*
Okay, so like, I woke up in my uber sweet mansion, and rolled out of my like, super xcorexgoodx waterbed, which I have like, a trillion of, cause I'm so cool like that, and I set my feet on my vintage, trillion dollar carpet. I looked out the window and I saw that my like, mountain ski resort was all ready and stuff, so I snowboarded and did some great tricks like a Fries McTwist No Cheese, and then everyone told me how good I was. I would have gone back to my mansion the normal way, but since I'm so rich, I had some moving sidewalks installed from my house to my personal ski resort. Anyway, I like got into my voice activated kitchen and I was like - "Yo, Pancakes" and a whole ton of pankakes plopped onto the table. I like, ate them real fast and then belched afterwords, 'cause I'm so macho and manly 'n junk. After I finished, I was like "Voice activated kitchen, what do I need from the grocery store?" and it was like "You need some dog chow for your cute puppies, because you are so sensitive and caring!" so I looked to my voice activated kitchen and I was like "Yeah, that'll work." And I did the first thing that came to my head, and it just so happened to be teleporting ('cause I had so many psycic lessons in Harvard) to my convertible hot-air-balloon-corvette. I like didn't even need to fill it up with gas, I just powered it with my delicious brain-power, since, fortunately, I'm really smart, too. Anyway, once I got to the supermarket, I saw that it was closed, so I watched "Return of the King" for like, 3 hours, to try and kill time, but it was still closed when I came back. So, I decided to go to Mars, because it's like always open and stuff there. I teleported back into my convertible hot-air ballon corvette, and started going real fast. So fast if fact, that I broke the gravitational pull of the earth. It was pretty hot going so fast, but I could handle it, so like don't ever say anything, like "Oh, I'm sot hot that you can't handle me", cause that just wouldn't be true. Once I was all like, outside the ozone layer, I thought to myself - "Hey, it's a good thing I can hold my breath for weeks at a time!" But then, there were some space dragons with waterlillies that wanted to fight me, so I like pwned 'em up pretty hard 'cause I'm like, so pro 'n junk. I got like a couple scars, but they just add to my macho manliness, so It's cool. The rest of the way there was uneventfull, so I like listened to this sweet band called 5-7-5 for a while on GOOD-FM. I got to the supermarket, and I was all like, "It's time to get some cute-puppy-chow 'n stuff!" So I walked into the Cute puppy chow aisle, and grabbed a few packs, because you know, I can afford to. I brought it to a lady at checkout, and she was like "Hey, you have really big mosquitos!" and I was like, "Uh-huh, I got 'em from Indonesia, 'cause I'm like so mysterious and I travel everyewhere." I got home though, and I called my cute puppies out, and they said things like "Arf! u r so gr8!!!111!1". So, I guess I did a good Job.
Then, like, 2 weeks later I needed some celery, and I went to the supermarket again, and I was in the check-out line, and the nurse was like "You have really big muscles"
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Post by samanthabam on Jul 3, 2006 18:56:41 GMT -5
"cam should put the ultamite muscle joke because he promised i would hear it and yet, here i am, not knowing that joke... im so disapointed camera... " i agree soooo much... so cam..when were you planning on telling me this joke. because you said you couldnt tell me in the parking lot before we left....which made me cry even more than i already was... f**k i miss oelc:( ......"i want my pupppyyyy"....haha maia will get that. lovee<3
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Post by samanthabam on Jul 3, 2006 18:58:01 GMT -5
k so noowwwww... i realized that i scrolled past the ultimate muscle joke. im a tool. i admit it:( im so dissapointed in myself
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Post by Cam on Jul 3, 2006 18:58:42 GMT -5
Nah, we posted at the exact same time.
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Post by zippyzack on Jul 3, 2006 19:12:58 GMT -5
Oh wow, I JUST got the joke! wow all week I was like "what?!"
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Post by anelise on Jul 3, 2006 19:17:28 GMT -5
I dont get it... Im confuzed. It's not very nice to confuze blonds
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Post by Cam on Jul 3, 2006 19:18:47 GMT -5
I dont get it... Im confuzed. It's not very nice to confuze blonds There's not much to get. It's moreso supposed to be completely rediculous. ;D
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Post by zippyzack on Jul 3, 2006 21:10:50 GMT -5
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Post by Michelle Payne on Jul 3, 2006 22:45:13 GMT -5
That joke is so....random. Very fitting.
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Post by nickdaforma on Jul 3, 2006 22:47:47 GMT -5
There's not much to get. It's moreso supposed to be completely rediculous. ;D But theres still a joke in there somewhere isn't there? ?? cam!? im confused.....
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Post by zippyzack on Jul 3, 2006 22:52:11 GMT -5
I think his cute puppies were his muscles, then he fed them (steroids) and now he's buff
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