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Post by nickdaforma on Jul 5, 2006 8:51:44 GMT -5
I got a music joke:D
Who do see hanging aroud musicians all the time? Percussionists
hahah take that kyle!
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Post by anelise on Jul 5, 2006 10:14:30 GMT -5
YAY. Music jokes
And viola jokes dont insult string player, they insult violists. But its ok because it isnt our faut they made their own clef. They are just asking for it.
So here is my joke What do those who cant be musisions do? Grab two sticks and call themselves percution And if they cant do that? Get rid of one and be the conductor And if thats still to hard? Change the stick to a bow and play viola And if viola proves to be a chalange? Change the bow to a gearshift, run over a few ducks and call themselves and oboe!
(no offence to anyone)
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Post by Cam on Jul 5, 2006 10:17:05 GMT -5
How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Pay for the pizza!
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Post by kylie on Jul 5, 2006 10:23:51 GMT -5
Nice. Apparently, there's sites and sites of music jokes... I've yet to find them, but apparently there are.
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Post by kelti on Jul 5, 2006 13:14:57 GMT -5
Hey I found some songs you can do on your phone with buttons:
Mary Had A Little Lamb 3212333, 222, 399, 3212333322321 or 3212333, 222, 133, 3212333322321
Jingle Bells 333, 333, 39123, 666-663333322329, 333, 333, 39123, 666-6633, 399621
Sorry, thats really really random
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Post by anelise on Jul 5, 2006 13:22:42 GMT -5
heeheeheee
it doesnt work on mine though.
Also "ACA (alto clef aliance), too big for treble, too small for bass " *runs off laughing hystaricly*
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Post by veron on Jul 5, 2006 14:38:52 GMT -5
hahah I had to read that twice to get it XD !!!! LOLZ
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Post by jenn12 on Jul 5, 2006 15:35:06 GMT -5
ouch, this little viola's feeling the knife turning in her heart right now *dies*
lollllll thats so unbelievably true tho =P
im off to try the mary had a little lamb thing!
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Post by Michelle Payne on Jul 5, 2006 15:53:49 GMT -5
I love the music jokes, guys!
And I'm sorry to beat a dead horse, but....
HE....ATE....JESUS.
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Post by nickdaforma on Jul 5, 2006 15:59:07 GMT -5
Hey! dont be sorry about beating a dead horse! we all do it once in a while... take last night for example . that horse had no clue what was going on until i showed it the crow bar.. yeah.. umm what were we talking about again? oh jokes! yea there are plenty percusion jokes its cuz they are half worthless (I just insulted myself :S)
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Post by Smma on Jul 5, 2006 19:19:33 GMT -5
I love the music jokes, guys! And I'm sorry to beat a dead horse, but.... HE....ATE....JESUS. DASHBOARD Jesus! THE BASTARD.
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Post by zippyzack on Jul 5, 2006 19:44:13 GMT -5
who ate Jesus? Hehe, I'm catholic, and this is sort of a religious joke, so you may not find it all that funny.... The Pope never got to drive, people always drove him, so one day, he took his limo for a ride down the highway, going 160 kmph. He was pulled over, and when the police officer saw him, he called his chief and said "Sir, I don't know if I should charge this guy in the limo, he must really important!" "Is it the mayor?" The Chief asks. "No, higher!" "The governor?" "No!" "Who the heck is it then???" "I think it's God, sir, because he has the Pope driving His limo!!"
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Post by Michelle Payne on Jul 5, 2006 19:57:25 GMT -5
Ha, ha! That's cute.
I have a religious joke, too....
The was a young (insert any religion other than Christianity here) boy named Joe, who was terrible bad in math. He would get the lowest marks in his entire class.
So his mother, hearing that the nuns at the local Catholic school worked the kids very hard, and all of them were getting top marks, sent Joe to the Catholic school. After his first day, Joe ran home and did all of his math homework. In merely a few weeks, he was at the top of his class. His mother, thinking that this was really odd, confronted Joe and asked:
"Joe, why have your math marks been so wonderful?"
To which Joe replied:
"Well, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!"
Told to me by the Principal of a Catholic school.
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Post by nickdaforma on Jul 5, 2006 20:00:45 GMT -5
I heard that one! I love it, its so creative.. and yet.. could be so offensive!
what kind of bees make milk??
boobies!!
take that! haha
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Post by anelise on Jul 5, 2006 20:00:48 GMT -5
*laughs*
I've never heard eather of those jokes
Im sorry to the violists around, but the best music jokes are viola ones.
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